(woman's voice)
Why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed. (x3)
Fat sweaty Betty
The bitch ain't nuttin' new
Her ma's used to babysat me back when we was two
We drove to the playground
And to the skatin' rink
Then we'd go under the bleachers
And she'd let me hit the "stank" wit'er
Then she moved across town
And never came back
Until the other day I seen her at the chicken shack
She said her name was Betty
I can't believe the shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty biiiiitch
She said hey J
Tell me how ya' been
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her hold still
Then I flicked it off her face
And said Betty, oh, Betty
W'don't you say we leave this place
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers run across her rippled celulite
OOOOHH it was nasty
But I don't let it bother me
She rolled over'n fuckin' knocked the wind outta' me
I couldn't breathe
She wouldn't stop
I'm almost dead
I took the lamp
And busted it on her fuckin' head
We got dressed
I gave'er a little kiss g'bye
Fat sweaty Betty
My fat sweaty punkin' pie
(chorus)
Fat sweaty Betty
Tell me when you're ready
Fat sweaty Betty
Tell me when you're ready
Big fat flop of shit
What people called Betty
Flaps of fat on the back'er neck
Sweaty
Boogers runnin' out'er nose
All over her lips
Ya' can't tell the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck all that
Cuz' I wanna' see the neden.
I had to see the cat
The cheesy cheetah chedden
I rode my bike to her house
Said "Yo, Betty let me in
I'm packin' some snack cakes
Bitch let me in"
(Thump, thump)
I can hear her comin' down the stairs
She opened up the door in her motha' fuckin' underwear
EEEWWWWW, Shit, Fuck that!
I'm turnin' back
But no, the door shut
And she's goin' for the cake snacks
I said "Relax, ho
I'm here on business
You can have the candy
first you gotta' wait a bit
I need a favor
C'mon Betty drop'em drawers"
AAAHHHH, I knew it
Betty had balls
Oh, no
Here comes that ass
From the top of the dresser
With the Yokazuna splash
I wish I never came
Oh boy, do I wish
She's fat sweaty Betty
The sweaty fat biiiiitch
(chorus)
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